Justin Bieber, man who once abandoned his pet monkey, recently performed the song “Despacito” at a night club—you know the song you’ve been listening to forever by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee—and promptly forgot all the words. To his own verse. Perhaps because they’re in Spanish, a language he apparently has no idea how to speak. But also perhaps because he was too lazy to really learn the song outside of studio time.
Everything was going okay until the chorus, where Bieber opted not to sing “Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito,” and instead mused, “Nos vamos pegando, I quit smoking ciggies.”
He also replaced “Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto” with “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.”
Good effort! Watch below and try not to die inside from awkwardness.
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