Have you ever been around one of those women whose voice is so hypnotic, she could practically lull you to sleep while cursing you out? Susan Ciminelli is one of those very special people. Not that she would ever curse you out. Ciminelli is a New York aesthetician who has long touted the benefits of calming, holistic remedies, and walking into her spa, you* know* you’re going to be out like a light in 10 minutes. The same goes for her restorative products, which also have an eerily calming, but beautifying effect. Her newest sleepy cream, Restorative Red Marine Algae Cream, submerges your complexion in a rich bath of Hawaiian Red Marine Algae (known to be rich in antioxidants), as well as Co-Q10 and vitamin A. The combination is supposed to boost collagen, making skin more supple. The cream looks and feels like vanilla pudding (and not the non-fat kind), and the lavender scent is enough to induce REM state. She must put something secret in this stuff, because I swear, it’s stronger than Ambien. For safety reasons, I save this cream for night. Ahhh.