Attention all Guardians of the Galaxy fans: If you’ve ever felt sexually attracted to Star-Lord (a.k.a. Chris Pratt), or even to Groot or Rocket Raccoon — I mean, they’re voiced by Vin Diesel and Bradley Cooper! — then prepare to have your wildest dreams come true.
Adult toy brand Geeky Sex Toys recently released a line of Guardians of the Galaxy-themed sex toys, just in time for this weekend’s premiere of the second installment in the sci-fi series. The collection, aptly named “Orgasms of the Galaxy,” includes a Groot-inspired butt plug and dildo, Star-Lord and Yondu vibrators, and a Rocket Raccoon butt plug, which the company’s website promises is “sure to rocket your play time to another galaxy.” There’s also a Drax the Destroyer dildo — “a beastly dildo from another planet” — and Gamora and Nebula fleshlights. All the toys range from $50 to $99, and are available online at geekysextoys.com.
You can check out the set on the company’s Instagram account, where it posted a video of a Star-Lord look-alike dancing in the background as each of the toys is spotlighted. In another post, Geeky Sex Toys describes the collection as a “sexy group of misfits here to save the galaxy, one orgasm at a time!”
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The ingenious company is also behind other amazing sex toys like an R2-D2 vibrator, a Game of Thrones-themed dildo and, to fit in with the unicorn trend that’s currently taking over the world, unicorn horn dildos.
After all, playing with sex toys should be out-of-this-world fun.
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